Did someone say car ride?!?!? Let's Go!!!! What?!?!? You're afraid to go in the car? Are you nutz??? Haven't you heard of the Magic Food Window? Oh my gosh! It's just about the most incredible invention ever.
Finally humans did something dog worthy. You drive up to this window and they just hand out the most drool inducing food you've ever tasted. Can you believe it? You don't even have to "sit" or "down" or any other silly command for it.
My favorite window is the one with the big bell out front. Just about everything comes with cheese on it. Mmmmm does it get any better then this? Put aside those silly fears and hop into that car, man. Life's too short to miss out on this deal any longer. Trust me. :)
The Murph Dog... <off to stare at Mom and send telepathic images of tacos to her>
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