There's only so much outside time in a day to leave your calling card on as many upright objects as possible. As a male dog, this is our right, our priviledge, our duty.  We must pee often and at every opportunity.  I pass this wisdom onto Oz and he has learned well from me. His target ratio has increased to an acceptable number, although he does have some room for improvement in the accuracy department. He tries.

Unfortunately, Gull tries not.  He's still waiting for the planets to align, as he searches for the most perfect moment, spot and position to share his pee with the world. <sigh> My wisdom is wasted on that one.

The Murph Dog...